What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

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What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.