What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Previous Random Joke Next
Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here