What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.