What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.