Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Attire.

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asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Having legs.....

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It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

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What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.

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An attornity.

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A fission-chips shop.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL