Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

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What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What did one lawyer say to the other?

we are both lawyers."

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Tear Acl Jokes More Tear Acl Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL