Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Tear Acl Jokes More Tear Acl Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL