Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.