Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.