What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.