What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.