What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

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What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.