What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What's the best wood to make a golf club out of?

Taiga Wood