Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Ny Jokes More Ny Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything