Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
A florist.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!
He was sappy
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Like Tso.
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Because its just wong
Because two Wongs don't make a white
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
A fangfurther.
Make me one with everything.