What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.