Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger