What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.