What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud