How many Amish guys does it take it satisfy an Amish whore?

Two men-a-night!

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

Amish Guy Jokes More Amish Guy Jokes

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.