What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

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What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.