What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift