Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.