What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope