How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)