Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer