What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars