What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.