What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !