What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.