What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.