What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

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