What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!