What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

What's the pirate movie rated?

PG-13!