Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.