What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.