What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!