What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys