What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.