What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.