How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

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What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.