What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

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How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.