Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who's that running?

Not Tom

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What did the bee call his military mission?

Operation pollination"

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit