Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!