Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"