Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

What do you call a def, Mexican Superman?

No hero

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"