What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...