Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

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What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators