Nothing, you already told her twice.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Nothing. You already told her.
He had a black eye.
Nothing, you already told her once.
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
She was skipping without her bra
Nothing. She's already been told.
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
Nothing, you've already told her.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
If your kid has down syndrome.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
I Expectsum Patronum
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
You shake em' we take em!"
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
Nothing, I already told her twice.
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
This winter is very cold. Family is starve.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
The black market.
Because there are eyes everywhere!
