What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.