What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7