How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.