Just China be funny.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Misspell the paunch line.
Infant children.
Pilot season
Made in China.
Because their weapons were made in China
To get laid.
Oven mitts.