What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.