What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster