Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept