Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.