What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

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What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.