Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited?

It gets an erectron.

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What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive