Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1...

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Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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