Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Episode Jokes More Episode Jokes

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.