It's beer pressure.
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You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
A frog in a blender.
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
A sheep that can round itself up !
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The guy would survive the first round.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
Chase it round the garden
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Ohio.
They'd be terrified
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
A terrified postman.
Promoted
Get off me, homes"
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
Irish handcuffs.
There's a clock on the stove.
He needed somebody to cosine.
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
I can't feel my face when i'm with you"
A turtle. I was lying about the wheels
A nervous wreck.
Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
Give the criminals badges.
