What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.