What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized