What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .