Remain Jokes

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

Chinese Government Jokes More Chinese Government Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.