What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.