What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call a Germany virgin?

Good 'n' Tight

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

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What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"