What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!