How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

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Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.