What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong