What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.